dogboyrevenge:

gumy-shark:

wolfwoodbignaturals:

wolfwoodbignaturals:

god i hate getting dick

SICK. SICK. SICK.

sewerfight:

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I’d dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I’d teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like “you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement” and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like “yea but it wouldn’t just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too.” And she ignored that statement entirely to say “Well chimpanzees can rip faces off” and I was like. What’s the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on “Mine wouldn’t do that though.” and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

palmer:

spacecowboy3039:

palmer:

Why do gif search engines only have the most millenial normcore shit

Originally posted by animation-4-life

If I could kill you through the internet you’d be dead

blackbeardskneebrace:

terfs celebrating that the international chess federation has banned trans women from competing in women’s FIDE competitions, because it’s sooooooo feminist to argue that women are so biologically inferior and nowhere near as smart as men and thus can’t play chess on the same level. girl that’s not feminism that’s literally just misogyny

mzcain27:

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

themefromtwinpeaks:

i feel like we do not talk about this line enough…i love unnecessary feelings as much as the next guy but my god this is a convoluted love confession of Shakespearean proportions…it should be taught in schools…

despazito:

I hope that little german boy is still playing fortnite und trinking cola

softpinkponyarts:

Glass Pony - Original Concept Study

devpalmer:

devpalmer:

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

halftoning:

halftoning:

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

do you understand

meltingpotofinterests:

ryebreadgf:

cigaretteuncle:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

francesderwent:

Do you pay for Spotify Premium?

yes, it’s the only way to make spotify useable

no, I will never submit to their terror campaign of ads

I use someone else’s Spotify Premium account

no, but I pay for another music streaming service

something else

feeling greatly outnumbered in my principled (read: spiteful) stand against paid subscriptions

thejakalope:

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG
February: HATE
March: DICK
April: REAL
May: DIRT
June: THUG
July: CASH
August: GIRL
September: FIST
October: SHIT
November: BUTT
December: KILL

1st: CITY
2nd: RIOT
3rd: FACE
4th: FEAR
5th: GRIN
6th: WOLF
7th: PISS
8th: RASH
9th: DOGS
10th: TITS
11th: LUBE
12th: SAND
13th: FIRE
14th: KIDS
15th: BIRD
16th: NERD
17th: BOYS
18th: MOMS
19th: DADS
20th: VEIN
21st: WURM
22nd: FART
23rd: TRAP
24th: MOAN
25th: HOLE
26th: KING
27th: FUCK
28th: EYES
29th: LIFE
30th: LOVE
31st: STAB